How do you not get depressed about what school you can go to,
And what you can afford?
I’m not sure about the future, and it’s scary to think about.
New Smoking Rules
Overheard on CNA:
New ban on smoking while driving: Smart, probably almost as risky as being on the phone.
(Drive, smoke, choke on smoke, hit a wall, die.)
New ban on smoking while riding a bike: Hell yeah. Ever tried holding something while you cycle? Okay it might not be exactly the same… But still.
(Ride, smoke, ash goes into your eyes, hit a wall, die.)
New ban on smoking while walking: Because sure, we’re all incapable of doing 2 things at a time.
(Walk, smoke, get his by both car and bike with people smoking inside, hit a wall, die.)
